Crack Baby Meme

[silver_deceit]

Leave a comment and I will come up with your muse's and my muse's kid. Fun times with magic gone wrong can explain any unconventional children, so any gender goes (It's Loki. Gender means nothing to Loki.) Of course, this is just for fun, so none of these little munchkins are actually binding to anything. If you have a specific verse in mind then feel free to throw that in there, too. Depending on how lazy I'm being or not, I may even hunt up a PB.

Comments

[jadedgiantess]

Bring it on!

[silver_deceit]

Congrats, Jen. It's a boy!





Considering the fact that Loki's worst defeat (read: most embarrassing) came at the hands of the Hulk, you'd think that he'd want to avoid those of the green and hulking variety. Except Loki is Loki and as Bruce himself put it, you can kind of smell the crazy on him. Maybe it was revenge. Maybe it was some weird masochistic drive. Either way, Jen was irresistible.

[jadedgiantess]

...I love him, and the brain bending required for them to actually produce an offspring. Not that there isn't a point when it wouldn't have been more likely.

[silver_deceit]

It would certainly be chaos. And Loki is allll for chaos. There would be a lot of sweet talking though. The Hulk is scary. Jen? Is scarier. Especially if you add hormones to the mix.

[jadedgiantess]

Sweet talking to get in her pants. Sweet talking to get her to keep the kid. Sweet talking to raise him. All while trying to avoid the pregnant!shulk variation of 'Puny god.' Of course, if anyone had guts to try...

[silver_deceit]

Good thing he's got a silver tongue? I'm also not sure it's 'guts' so much as 'insanity'. And at least the kid is a looker?

[jadedgiantess]

Definitely required. Eh, fine line. Indistinguishable in some people, and all. Very handsome, but look at the parents.

[silver_deceit]

There really was no question given the genetic material the boy had to work with. Not to mention the ridiculously powerful aspect of it all.

[jadedgiantess]

And of course we're not to mentioning that you're taking the trickster god and combining with the mischievous lawyer hulk, leaving the kid with almost no chance of not being a charming prankster.