Crack Baby Meme

[silver_deceit]

Leave a comment and I will come up with your muse's and my muse's kid. Fun times with magic gone wrong can explain any unconventional children, so any gender goes (It's Loki. Gender means nothing to Loki.) Of course, this is just for fun, so none of these little munchkins are actually binding to anything. If you have a specific verse in mind then feel free to throw that in there, too. Depending on how lazy I'm being or not, I may even hunt up a PB.

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Clara/Loki plz

[arrowinhiseye]

Re: Clara/Loki plz

[silver_deceit]

Congratulations, Clara. It's a girl!







Being the manipulative bastard that Loki is meant that he felt the need to ensure some kind of permanent connection to Clara. A means to get behind enemy lines if you will. Far from stupid, or even naive enough to believe the Tesseract's hold to be permanent, the easiest way to accomplish that was with a child. A lovely little reminder of their time spent together. Procreating is kind of what Norse gods do.

Also Clint/Loki cause I am selfish!

[hawkinhisnest]

Re: Also Clint/Loki cause I am selfish!

[silver_deceit]

Congrats, Clint. It's a boy!






What happens when you mix a Goddess that's willing to go to extreme lengths to get what she wants with an archer that's not really in his right mind? In this case you get a son. One that she is certainly not above using to get to Clint, and will gladly consider leverage. She says she's always available for a round or two of angry hate sex. Next time she might even make sure to prevent any "accidents".

[jadedgiantess]

Bring it on!

[silver_deceit]

Congrats, Jen. It's a boy!





Considering the fact that Loki's worst defeat (read: most embarrassing) came at the hands of the Hulk, you'd think that he'd want to avoid those of the green and hulking variety. Except Loki is Loki and as Bruce himself put it, you can kind of smell the crazy on him. Maybe it was revenge. Maybe it was some weird masochistic drive. Either way, Jen was irresistible.

[jadedgiantess]

...I love him, and the brain bending required for them to actually produce an offspring. Not that there isn't a point when it wouldn't have been more likely.

[silver_deceit]

It would certainly be chaos. And Loki is allll for chaos. There would be a lot of sweet talking though. The Hulk is scary. Jen? Is scarier. Especially if you add hormones to the mix.

[jadedgiantess]

Sweet talking to get in her pants. Sweet talking to get her to keep the kid. Sweet talking to raise him. All while trying to avoid the pregnant!shulk variation of 'Puny god.' Of course, if anyone had guts to try...

[silver_deceit]

Good thing he's got a silver tongue? I'm also not sure it's 'guts' so much as 'insanity'. And at least the kid is a looker?

[jadedgiantess]

Definitely required. Eh, fine line. Indistinguishable in some people, and all. Very handsome, but look at the parents.

[silver_deceit]

There really was no question given the genetic material the boy had to work with. Not to mention the ridiculously powerful aspect of it all.

[jadedgiantess]

And of course we're not to mentioning that you're taking the trickster god and combining with the mischievous lawyer hulk, leaving the kid with almost no chance of not being a charming prankster.

Darcy/Loki for reasons, kay? (magic it up please)

[poliscimajorwithataser]

(I could totally get down with this being a part of a 'verse where Darce and Loki (Lady or no, your choice. I'm down for either) are together somehow and totally take the world/the Nine Realms by storm, and turn a lot of Asgard's pre-conceived notions about a lot of things, gender roles and traditions on it's head, bc come on, it's supposed to the best realm, right? But it's so old-fashioned and out of touch, it needs some shaking up. Sorry if this bores you or doesn't suit you, it doesn't have to be a 'verse if you're not down with it. No hard feelings if that's the case.)

Re: Darcy/Loki for reasons, kay? (magic it up please)

[silver_deceit]

I'm not really down with the idea of it as a verse, but I'm totally down with this little crack baby. (Though god did I have a hell of a time trying to find the perfect PB)

There were a lot of things that Loki knew, one of which was that the easiest way to hurt Thor, was to go through his friends. And Darcy? Well, Loki didn't even necessarily hate Darcy. In fact she was quite amusing. Which is why she had no problem with one of the most glorious tricks she'd ever pulled off.

Getting Darcy pregnant.


Congrats, Darcy. It's a boy!

Re: Darcy/Loki for reasons, kay? (magic it up please)

[poliscimajorwithataser]

(Completely understand. Yeah, i'll bet. Eva Green + Kat Dennings is a hard mix to find the right offspring PB for. I love the twisted-ness of Loki's mind. She's messing with Darcy to hurt Thor, but Darcy wouldn't get that, she'd just see a hot woman and a couple of drinks later, all the best, craziest sex she's ever had. Mind playing out the 'how?' And 'when?' of this little 'one of the most glorious tricks' of Loki's? I mean, it's a crack meme, and I'd kinda like to play out at least part of the story... If that's cool with you, of course.)

Also Edmund/Loki because I am: 1) selfish and 2) like to be mean to my muses on occasion

[siredmundofthehow]

(I can offer a Thor/MCU canon-zied Edmund or modern AU'ed Edmund as well as canon Edmund, if you'd like. Loki's free to screw around with Ed's head re: gender and what not...)